- playing video games
- someone: hey
- 10 minutes later
- me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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literally me when im trying to attract boys when i go out
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canada looks really broken
u ok canada
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